I'm not as think as you drunk i am

i go through a gallon of purell hand sanitizer in 2 months (even that is quick, but hey, its a sick world out there.) a recent incident involved a guest of the maryland correctional facility. he drank the better part of a gallon of the stuff, leaving him with a bac of 0.33, 4 times the legal amount. the guy was sloppy drunk! and according the a recent publication from the new england journal of medicine, it is not at all toxic (although i cant imaging the taste, hmmmm... should i try it?) from the washington post.