Veni, vidi, vinegar
254 uses for vinegar, who knew?
included in the list:
Used as a hair rinse, vinegar neutralizes the alkali left by shampoos.
Fabric softener and static cling reducer - use as you would liquid fabric softener
once a month, run a pot of vinegar through your coffee maker, cleans it right out (do this outside, if possible)
the whole shebang